Ever Want To Know What A Spider Is Thinking? Now You Can!

Have you ever wondered what a spider is thinking? Sure, we all have! And now through the use of state-of-the-art science you can hear the thoughts a spider is having as it is preparing to hide from an onlooking human. Hearing a spider’s thoughts has been only a dream until this moment. The government has already proposed spending one thousand gazillion dollars to fund a study to determine what spiders think right before they are squished underneath a tennis shoe.

“I can’t see you, you can’t see me, therefore, I am hidden.”